Frequently

ASKED

Questions

Q: Is that you hula-hooping?

A: No.

Q: Have you ever worked on a social media campaign?

A: Yes.

Q: Can you write high-converting Facebook ads that meet our customers exactly where they are in our sales funnel?

A Yes.

Q. But wait, you're telling us you know how to write big brand ad campaigns AND direct response copy?

A: Yes.

Q: What about automated email sequences that will produce a positive ROI?

A: Yes.

Q: Will you hula-hoop for money?

A: No

Q: Will you reconsider our offer of financial compensation in return for hula-hooping services?

A: No.

Q: Do you have any experience writing high-converting website copy?

A: Yes.

Q: We need a radio campaign, are you interested?

A: Yes.

Q: We have an idea for a short film--

A: Yes

Q: You didn't let us finish, is that something you can write?

A: Yes.

Q: Do you write directors treatments?

A: Yes.

Q: Can you help us create a tone of voice for our brand?

A: Yes.

Q: Is your site filled with terrible animation because you built it on the stock photo equivalent of a website design platform?

A: Yes.

Q: You've written 3 sitcom pilots?

A: Yes.

Q: We need a one word tagline for our company?

A: Yes.

Q: Is that an answer or your recommendation?

A: Yes.

Q: Do you have any art directors you like to work with?

A: Yes.

Q: Can you work without an Art Director?

A: Yes.

Q: Will you work onsite?

A: Yes.

Q: On second thought, will you work remote?

A: Yes.

Q What's an antonym for no?

A: Yes.

Q: We'd like to hire you to write some in-store videos, interested?

A: Yes.

Q: Can you write us a presentation?

A: Yes.

Q: About you hula-hooping?

A: No.

Q: Have you ever written a tweet?

A: Yes.

Q: Is it true you have an Instagram account for your cats?

A: Yes.

Q: Can you concept big ideas for campaign platforms?

A: Yes.

Q: Can you spell a word with the letters E, Y and S?

A: Yes.

Q: What if we have a question that isn't in the FAQ section, and isn't about hula-hooping, can we contact you?

A: Yes.

Q: What if, bear with us, we offered you $100K to come to our office and  gyrate with a hoop around your waist?

A: I'm listening.