Frequently
ASKED
Questions
Q: Is that you hula-hooping?
A: No.
Q: Have you ever worked on a social media campaign?
A: Yes.
Q: Can you write high-converting Facebook ads that meet our customers exactly where they are in our sales funnel?
A Yes.
Q. But wait, you're telling us you know how to write big brand ad campaigns AND direct response copy?
A: Yes.
Q: What about automated email sequences that will produce a positive ROI?
A: Yes.
Q: Will you hula-hoop for money?
A: No
Q: Will you reconsider our offer of financial compensation in return for hula-hooping services?
A: No.
Q: Do you have any experience writing high-converting website copy?
A: Yes.
Q: We need a radio campaign, are you interested?
A: Yes.
Q: We have an idea for a short film--
A: Yes
Q: You didn't let us finish, is that something you can write?
A: Yes.
Q: Do you write directors treatments?
A: Yes.
Q: Can you help us create a tone of voice for our brand?
A: Yes.
Q: Is your site filled with terrible animation because you built it on the stock photo equivalent of a website design platform?
A: Yes.
Q: You've written 3 sitcom pilots?
A: Yes.
Q: We need a one word tagline for our company?
A: Yes.
Q: Is that an answer or your recommendation?
A: Yes.
Q: Do you have any art directors you like to work with?
A: Yes.
Q: Can you work without an Art Director?
A: Yes.
Q: Will you work onsite?
A: Yes.
Q: On second thought, will you work remote?
A: Yes.
Q What's an antonym for no?
A: Yes.
Q: We'd like to hire you to write some in-store videos, interested?
A: Yes.
Q: Can you write us a presentation?
A: Yes.
Q: About you hula-hooping?
A: No.
Q: Have you ever written a tweet?
A: Yes.
Q: Is it true you have an Instagram account for your cats?
A: Yes.
Q: Can you concept big ideas for campaign platforms?
A: Yes.
Q: Can you spell a word with the letters E, Y and S?
A: Yes.
Q: What if we have a question that isn't in the FAQ section, and isn't about hula-hooping, can we contact you?
A: Yes.
Q: What if, bear with us, we offered you $100K to come to our office and gyrate with a hoop around your waist?
A: I'm listening.